Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Well if that isn’t then dumbest name for a game I’ve heard all week, seriously, how many colons can you put in before the sentence structure breaks down completely? But I’ll forgive any grammatical problems that EA’s marketing department may have if I get to run around shooting “gooks” while listening to “Surfin’ Bird”... Man I’ve watched too much Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now.
Also announced is EA’s gun club which rewards players for doing what they do best, shooting each other. Prepare yourself for marketing spiel:
EA brings together in-house titles like Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Medal of Honour, Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Vietnam, Battlefield Heroes and Dead Space 2. The benefits include in-game unlockable content, early beta test access and more.
Benefits are kicked off starting today. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 VIPs can redeem Metal of Honour rewards that include early access to the Metal of Honour beta and early access to the Metal of Honour M24 Sniper Rifle weapon unlock.
So if you’re interested in shooting people and free stuff then you can visit their site: EA Gun ClubOriginally Posted by Jeff Karp, Senior VP of Marketing at EA


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