Thread: E3 : Microsoft Press conference

Seems MS xbox team let a cat out of the proverbial bag..



Whats that? Halo 1 re-release? not new.. Halo 4! unsurprising!

and lots of kinect... ggrrrrrreeat!

Hell yes woooops someone is getting fisted about now. The M$ conference kicks off in about an hour Halo CE fuck yeah

Anyone seen the footage for Kinect Star Wars? It looks fucking dreadful! And its yet another prequel-era game - stop doing fucking prequel setting games! Hold on...

Never say I don't drag your happy memories out of its house and stamp on its face in front of its pregnant wife before pissing on the quivering remains.

*drunk jedi awkwardly moves around and very slowly swings lightsaber* ill get you droid things, fuck you trade federation, fuck all your shitty politics bullshit.*drunk jedi accidentally cuts own arm off*

thats what it looked like to me.

also, they make prequel era games because if they're shit, at least its representative of the source material. if they make a real era star wars game and its shit it dissappoints people even further

Originally Posted by msross

Seems MS xbox team let a cat out of the proverbial bag..



Whats that? Halo 1 re-release? not new.. Halo 4! unsurprising!

and lots of kinect... ggrrrrrreeat!

D'oh!

But then we all knew there was something in the pipeline (H:CE anniversary edition) but it was just a matter of time for HALO 4 - M$ need a title release for Christmas 2012!

Anyone trying to watch this live through the xbox site? - seems its borked for me..

same for me msross white screen with the 100 per cent in blue flaming microsoft

yeap. seems they crossed the streams.. ah well.

Ive been watching a text version of it.. so far theyve shown MW3 & commented on about how great the story is.. ho hum.. Im sure everyone buys COD just for that storyline!

& the tome raider reboot, which apparently looks 'beautiful'.. (but Im betting will still just end up being a boring plodding game where you have to find 100 artefacts hidden around each level.

Mass Effect will get Voice Support through kinect apparently.
Ratehr than using the Analog stick, you will say something to select which voice option you want.... That will get shit very fast!

And Sims Pets will also be kinect aware so you can actually use kinect to mimic fucking your virtual animal!


Heres something interesting :

All future Tom Clancy games will 'leverage kinect' - Is this Battlefield Earth again?
Dunno what they will involve, but Im guessing payments from Microsoft to Ubisoft

And for the idiots.. Youtube will be coming to xbox..
& something about zune pass bring you access to over 11 million songs, internet searches using Bing! (does anyone use that?)

All entered in the kinect talky thingy application. You speak, it misunderstands.



Xbox Live TV also launches this Autumn (not 'fall') - though probably US based.. and utilising a new dashboard interface..
Will this be a new application? or another overhaul to the current dashboard?
The 'dashboard' is modelled on Windows Phone 7 GUI
ALong with this, UFC matches will be watchable, as Dane White is on stage.. Probably US only, and its UFC so meh from me!